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最近我可干了好多好多的坏事。。。哈哈哈哈～洋洋得意～

1．一直一直假假向妈妈讨零用钱。。。

2．欺负同学（这是从小到大的习惯）

3．自恋过头

4．在补习班吵死人（连我的“DADDY”AH TAY都骂我吵）

5．带魔术方块去学校玩（这是犯法的吗？）

6．去作弄别人（我的专长）

我真是干了太多坏事了。。。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。。。好有成就感（XD。。。啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈～）坏事做太多了，功课也没什么动到，结果越堆越多。。。害到我现在太多PRESSURE，FORCE§STRESS。。。CAUSE CONSTIPATION（科学读太多，发颠去～）好采。。。我阿嬷帮我买排泄药。。。哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈～真的是恶贯满盈。。还有那个数学啊。。什么老师来得，不懂从哪一粒星球来的。。一脸外星人样，还给我们那么多的功课！还限定我们在第二天交上。。。简直比AH TAY还要变态！！！肖人！！！那时还让我们班的JENNY哭。。。还因为这件事而热过头，结果流鼻血了。。。唉。。。可怜的AH NI。。。尽可能在我的部落格毁榜AH TING！！真是可恶的家伙！逊毙了！！今年可说是我的睡眠都不到7小时。。。难怪最近记忆力有点变差。。。这也难怪我会CONSTIPATION（够了没？！）啊大错特错不要来。。。CONSTIPATION离开。。。我不是你的主人为何天天缠着我。。看到都烦！走啦你！去死啦你！啊我说我的姐妹们啊。。。最近可想你们叻。。想得快发颠了。。。就只差3月8日妇女节那天没跟你们出街三八三八。。。啊哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈～～美中四月六日那天。。他们的围墙倒塌了。。我既然幸灾乐祸的笑。。。可见我有多坏。。嘿嘿嘿～～所以我说朋友们啊。。。想耍我。。。可要想好好哦。。。我的手段绝不逊过你们。。。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈～洋洋得意～干人。。

今天是我校的CHOIR COMPETITON。。。一大清早就在周会上唱给全校人听。。。真是丢脸！受够了！下午去比赛时CHOIR MEMBERS 怀着自信又愉快的心情踏上去赛场的路途。参与的学校共有十间（包括我们〕。。。每间学校都有CHOIR的服装。除了我们学校没有，就是穿着校服。丢脸！！！！！其实是还好。。。美中的服装最美的。。。只是他们穿的黑袜子令我想到佳鸿讲的 “两条番薯”（小腿啦）。。。对不起。。。不是故意的。。。我们上台时，是可以的。。。只是因为他们学校的PIANO很SAI（我讲实话！）。。。有问题又小声。。。我们只听到小小声的。。。是那样的话！！！廉中的钢琴去搬出来！！！可真的是气死我们的PIANIST了！！！结果。。。美中拿第一。。。我们学校。。。。唉。。。。。。。。。算了吧。。。。。。伤心～

funny funny 一下～～哈哈哈～新加坡笑话够冷～

Teacher: Ah Kau, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ah Kau: $10.
Teacher: You don't know Maths.
Ah Kau: You don't know my father la!
 

Mother: David, comehere.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But but but....I will only get my report card tomorrow ???
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you
now.
 

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how I know the right answer one ???
 

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No la, mine is undying love only !!!
 

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: Same as me la.
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He only became a father when I  born lo !!!
 

Teacher: Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No la, teacher. It's the same dog!
 

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I tell you she's no good!
 

Teacher:  Where were you born?
Student:   Singapore, Sir.
Teacher:  Which part?
Student:   All of me ma....
 
 
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
' What did you get?' asked his father.
' My marks are under water,' said the boy.
' What do you mean 'under water'?'
' They are all below 'C' (sea) level.'

 结果我冷到吐～～～

真是的。。莫名其妙。。
照理来说。。MAPLE STORY暗久的GAME。。班上的男生现在才流行来玩。。
想当年老姐我（我没暗老啦！今年才十五叻)可是MAPLE迷之一。。。。。
哈哈哈哈。。。
当时还害我没心读书的臭GAME。。
现在想一想。。
有那么好玩吗？
还不是天天HIT蘑菇。。


害我打到这只死MONKEY就死掉！！！
Apa lah malao ini...makan tahit lah...
台湾的叫“枫之谷”吧。。。
马来西亚的是MAPLE STORY。。www.maplesea.com