×水瓶家族×

cheat me! cheat me!

CHEAT ME! CHEAT ME!

tipu! tipu!

TIPU! TIPU!

속이다!속이다!

欺く!欺く!

หลอกลวง!หลอกลวง!

Täuschen!Täuschen!

Lừa dối!Lừa dối!

骗人!!!!!!

dun try to test my english hor....

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even
an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took  a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven.  Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6.  He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

恶梦一场啊....

SNSD的（oh!）

I’m not the person you knew before, brand new sound
With the new me one more round
Dance dance dance till we run this town
Oppa oppa I’ll be I’ll be down down down down

Hey oppa look at me, just take a look at me
It’s the first time I’ve spoken like this
I fixed my hair and put on make-up too
Why do you only not notice me?

Thump thump, my heart is beating
I just continue imagining
What should I do, having been so proud
I just want to tell you

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oppa, I love you
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! A lot, a lot
It’s embarrassing so don’t laugh
It’s the truth so don’t make fun either
I’m just saying stupid things again

I’m not the person you knew before, brand new sound
With the new me one more round
Dance dance dance till we run this town
Oppa oppa, I’ll be I’ll be down down down down

Oppa, just listen to me
Stop saying other things
Don’t think of me just as a younger sister
You’ll regret after a year

You don’t know my thoughts at all
You don’t realize and just joke around
What should I do, you immature person
Just listen to me

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oppa, I love you
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! A lot, a lot
It’s embarrassing so don’t laugh
It’s the truth so don’t make fun either
If you do that again, I might just cry

I’m not the person you knew before, brand new sound
Something about my heart is different today
Down down, don’t put it off, I just get mad
Oppa oppa, if you keep this up, no no no no

Tell me boy boy love it it it it it it it ah!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oppa, I love you
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! A lot, a lot
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oppa, I love you
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! A lot, a lot
I’m just saying stupid things again

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oppa, I love you
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! A lot, a lot
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oppa, I love you
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! A lot, a lot
Oh!

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有听过"我是金钱如粪土，我爸是我为化粪池"吗?

没错...

本人post在fb的名句...

狗屁!

怎么可能?

我怎么可能视金钱如粪土?

除非我脑残啦...

活在这世界上的人有哪个不喜欢钱啊?

我去把他巴到地上...

让他的头发黏在地板一辈子拔不起来...

我恨不得一堆钱掉到地板让我拾到我吐=.=

这像话吗?

可恶...

如果说后悔可以杀死一个人...

那么我要为你死几次啊?

我们没有在一起啊..

你以为你是谁?

笨鸟!

by:becca sim

由于我家的门太高了,

对我们家族的正常高度来说

进门还不至于撞到头，

倒是你我更加不用担心..

你的身高完全符合我们家狗的小门..

我还以为那是我爸妈为你量身定做的呢...

by: Linda Wee

够了啦!

别再问我我跟他最近怎么样了...

一个人一张嘴巴...

我只有一个嘴巴...

那么多人问,那我要回答几次啊?

而且...

就算你们问..

我也不回应你们的啦...

要不然就“就这样啦,能怎样?"

再不然只是对你们笑而已...

讨厌别人一直问我这类问题诶...

我要讲时我自然会讲...

句句逼问...

死人都会被你们烦醒啊!

虽然有那么一点点的久啦...

不用紧啦...

好听就好...

张靓颖的<如果这就是爱情>

7/10分....

你做了选择 对的错的
我只能承认 心是痛的
怀疑你舍得 我被伤的那麽深
就放声哭了 何必再强忍

我没有选择 我不再完整
原来最后的吻 如此冰冷
你只能默认 我要被割舍
眼看著 你走了

如果这不是结局 如果我还爱你
如果我愿相信 你就是唯一
如果你听到这里 如果你依然放弃
那这就是爱情 我难以抗拒

如果这就是爱情 本来就不公平
你不需要讲理 我可以离去
如果我成全了你 如果我能祝福你
那不是我看清 是我证明 我爱你

灰色的天空 无法猜透
多余的眼泪 无法挽留
什麽都牵动 感觉真的好脆弱
被呵护的人 原来不是我

我不要你走 我不想放手
却又不能够奢求 同情的温柔
你可以自由 我愿意承受
把昨天 留给我

学弟学妹们...

加油啦...

只有那几天而已啦..

加上UEC那几天而已...

不会久啦...

我知道你们应该都受够了全校人..

因为你们在考试全校居然吵死人...

忍吧...

我们何尝不是过来人...

我们也受不了当时的吵闹...

到你们考完了...

就知道为什么会发癫..

也会立刻把junior的书都烧光...

上到form 4就会是honey moon了啦...

每天在班上游泳...要不然就是哈哈大笑..

到时就是你们去吵你们的学弟学妹了..

哈哈哈哈哈...

T.T

反而是我们明年就SPM了...

我觉得到时我一定又会想不开

够力的废到没人有...

haihyo yo yo~

有ms voon指导的班绝对没人比得上...

我们居然有本事拿全校班级整洁最后一名...

结果还被罚下课最后10分钟的时间去篮球场跟排球场拾垃圾...

尽是做出那么"光荣"的事情来招摇全校人知道有4c班的存在...

haih....都出名了啦=.=

虽然我跟那群朋友还是一样颠...

但是讲回以前笑到半死的东西...

好笑都没笑点了...

因为一段时间过了,

笑点就变回原点了...

还是有点想念以前...的3B班...